Pinocchio: A Real Politician

I’ll

Cut taxes,

Bring money to the poor,

I’ll clean the alleys and the gutters,

Supply gingerbread to Drury Lane and more.

I’ll fix

Unemployment.

In fact, I’ve just heard,

Another chocolate river plunge has just occurred,

I’ve recently received news that Willy Wonka’s hiring,

He’s replacing all those orange midgets he ended up firing. 

I plan

To help orphans,

Send them up to the sky,

Up to that shining star way up so high.

Second one to the right. Do you see it? Take a look!

I’ve even found a captain and crew willing to give a helping hook.

And I

Promise most of all,

We will live happily ever after.

As long as you come and vote for me.

Pinocchio, a real

Politician.